The Shame of Ireland
HOW IRISH DANCING GOT STARTED!!
After putting on 3 pairs of socks, 6 jumpers, 6 pairs of trousers, 5 wooly hats, 4 scarfs, 2 thick coats and a pair of boots, I waddled outside.
10 seconds later I was laying face down in the street and I couldn't move.
"You're coming with me" said the Tesco security guard.
10 Catholic Priests were killed in a road accident. At the Pearly Gates St Peter says ''If any of you are Paedophiles you can fuck off down to Hell", 9 of them start to walk away when St Peter calls out, ''And take this deaf bastard with you"
THERE IS NO ROOM IN HELL, ITS FULL UP, SEND THEM TO THE MIGHTY QUINN, HE NEEDS FRIENDS, ........BADLY !