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Comment by Margaret Thornton on October 21, 2010 at 19:14
rose, liked your cape town comment. it could have been worse, you could have had an elephant under your bed. and ended up stuck to the ceiling. maggie
Comment by pauline jackson on October 26, 2010 at 15:04
this guy had been prying on his knees for over 20 years. he was saying 'god if you make me a rich man i will be genourous to everyone i know . i have been a goop believer i have even respected 6 out of the 10 comandments. believe me god then one day he heard a voice say . of course you can be rich i have been listening to you all these years . but one day you will have to accept to pay for the ticket
Comment by Rob Northall on October 30, 2010 at 12:34
Teenager asks his Gran "Have you seen my tablets marked LSD?" Gran says "F**k your tablets! Have you seen the size of those Dragons in the kitchen!!!"
Comment by Rob Northall on October 30, 2010 at 12:36
Two irishmen are walking home after a night out & pass the bus garage. 'Lets just steal a bus' says Mick, not wanting to walk Paddy offers to keep watch. 20 mins later he looks in to see Mick flapping 'I cant find a no7'. 'you idiot' says Paddy, 'Just take the no9 and we'll walk from the roundabout.'
Comment by Rob Northall on December 5, 2010 at 17:03
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.

Q: How can you tell if a man is well hung?
A: When you can barely
slip your finger in between his neck and the
noose.

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men.

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve
around him, or three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him
brag about the screwing part.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one
egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after Mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember
which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manuals."
Comment by Rob Northall on December 8, 2010 at 18:27
WHY I’M DEPRESSED:

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
“Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
You to the Promised Land.” Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was
Introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses,
And light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.” Today, Obama has
Stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and
Mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking
About Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings,
Social Security, retirement funds, etc….. I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in
Pakistan… I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I
Could drive a truck….
Comment by Rob Northall on December 9, 2010 at 3:37
That is what this Page Group Page is for! We all need a good Laugh now and then.
Comment by Rob Northall on December 9, 2010 at 10:21
THE SENILITY PRAYER :

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
The eyesight to tell the difference.
Comment by Margaret Thornton on December 28, 2010 at 15:59
the ten commandments. the real reason that we can't have the ten commandments posted in a courthouse or parliament, is this. you cannot post 'thou shalt not steal' 'thou shalt not commit  adultery' and 'thou shalt not lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politians..........it creates a hostile work environment. maggie 
Comment by Margaret Thornton on December 28, 2010 at 16:06
Happy holidays and all the best for 2011 to you James and family.Maggie 

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