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Good news! I am on Dragons Den next week. I have invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat. I reckon the prophets will go through the roof!Continue

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Comment by Rob Northall on February 10, 2011 at 19:35
Comment by Rob Northall on February 13, 2011 at 15:44
Lady's dishwasher breaks down, so she calls a repairman. She has to go out so tells him, "Don't worry about my bulldog, he won't bother you, but whatever you do, don't under any circumstances, talk to my parrot!" The man starts work, wary of the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he's ever seen, but it just lays there watching him work. The parrot however, drives him nuts, yelling & cursing. Finally, the man snaps & yells, "Shut the f**k up, ya annoyin' b*st*rd!" Parrot replies,
"GET HIM SPIKE!!"
Comment by Rob Northall on February 13, 2011 at 15:46
Went 2 disco last night they played 'the twist' so I twisted. They played ' jump' so i jumped then they played cum on eileen' I was kicked out after that.
Comment by Rob Northall on February 13, 2011 at 15:50
I feel so stupid. Lost the pub quiz last night on the last question, which was:- "where do women have the curliest hair?"...

Apparently the answer is "Fiji"....!!!

Comment by Rob Northall on February 15, 2011 at 19:09
For those of you who need a Little Cheering Up!
The Message is it's all about Straight Talking!


Comment by Rob Northall on February 15, 2011 at 19:40
A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill

The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news,

You have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.

It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow

And you usually only have 24 hours to live.

There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.'

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.

Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.

They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35.

Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320.

Then he gets the full house and wins £1000.

Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting £380,000.

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says,

'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card.

You must be the luckiest man on Earth!'

'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24 .'

'F*** me,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the raffle as well !!
Comment by Rose Gosnell on February 17, 2011 at 17:24
How Blonde Was She?

She was Soooooooo Blonde ..
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde.....
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the PM.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."


She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde
*She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
Comment by Rose Gosnell on February 17, 2011 at 20:21

EXCERCISE FOR OVER 40'S

 

I tried it, I liked it, you will too!!
The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health and maintain muscle mass.

If you're over 40, you might want to take it easy at first, then do more repetitions as you become more proficient and build stamina. Warning: It may be too strenuous for some.


Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!


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That's enough for the first day. Great job.

Have a glass of wine.

Comment by Rob Northall on February 23, 2011 at 13:10
Comment by Rob Northall on February 23, 2011 at 13:18

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